Pubdate: Wed, 29 Jul 1998 Date: 07/29/1998 Source: Star Tribune (MN) Author: Pail M. Bischke The heroin-fried brain commercial featuring the Minneapolis starlet (entertainment article 7/19/98) epitomizes our nation's emotional and nonfactual conception of politically incorrect drugs. Notwithstanding their strong addictive quality and the hazards of adulterants and unknown dose, opiates are pleasurable exactly because they're so similar to pleasure-inducing compounds endogenous to the human brain. Pharmaceutically pure opiates in correct doses can be used long-term without harming the body (witness the longevity of author/addict William Burroughs). The drug that really destroys brain cells is alcohol. But the Partnership for a Drug Free America, erstwhile recipient of funding from the alcohol industry (e.g., Anheuser-Busch), won't air any ads decrying the brain damage that alcohol visits upon humans from conception (fetal alcohol syndrome) to old age (alcoholic dementia). That would conflict with the public's common misperceptions about "dangerous drugs" and this ad campaign is not meant to convey such unbiased information. The frying-pan ad is the first of a billion dollars worth of propaganda that will likely fail at its laudable aim of preventing teen drug use. The campaign seems destined to go the way of DARE, making the public feel good but having no tangible benefit. Remember those Pentagon buyers who bought the $150 hammers and the $600 toilet seats? They were thinking small. The drug warriors are now using our tax dollars to buy a billion-dollar frying pan. For temperance and peace, Paul M. Bischke, Co-Director Drug Policy Reform Group of Minnesota St. Paul, MN